Now this is a strong shot of Schadenfreude (Updated with Embedded Video)
Update–Thanks to John Young, we now have the embedded video!
I can’t embed the video, but please go watch it over at Gawker. It will become an instant viral classic. It contains very NSFW language, so be forewarned. And it is long, but you need to listen to the whole thing. It is a master piece.
It was posted by a conservative activist named Shelly Dankert who is ranting and raving at her fellow conservative and libertarians who did not vote for or support Mitt Romney due to their ideological purity, and at other conservatives who would not share her other conservative links and videos on Facebook and Twitter, which Shelly is convinced would have somehow singlehandedly defeated Obama last night. LOL.
I do have some sympathy for her. I remember feeling much like her on November 6, 2004 after Kerry lost, railing against similar liberal purists who loved Dean and would not vote for Kerry because he was not pure enough. Indeed, old Daily Kos readers back then will remember my infamous “F*ck Ohio” post concerning those same purists being upset that Kerry did not contest Ohio. My oh my have the tables have turned. It is quite ironic, since Ohio is the state that clinched it last night for the President (although the landslide was so vast that he did not need it).
And now Shelly is pissed. Very pissed. And very drunk.
Facebook and twitter are tools of the left! You have to learn to use them against them!
The limitations of on-line activism.
Sometimes I can’t tell if she is mad about Obama or if she is mad that she isn’t Someone Famous On The Internets.
Paulqueda — did I hear that? I’m stealing it.
This is . . . ah . . . precious.
But as a Gary Johnson douche bag am I really obligated to kiss her ass?
LOL. When I posted this I was loving to hear your reaction, Steve! Hahahaha.
And no, you are not required to kiss her butterscotch schnappes drinking ass.
The ass-kissing part wasn’t really what bothered me.
It was when she said I could come to her house unannounced and get into bed with her.
I think I need to pour chlorox into my eyes and ears now.
The whole thing is odd. Here she was ranting about the conservatives who are into conspiracies like Birtherism and the like, and then she goes on and on about Obama being a socialist. Uh, Shelly, please get a dictionary, and then introduce your pot to your kettle.
use this for embed: http://youtu.be/wLoqti0lzAw
Yeah, I tried using that link, John, but embedding is disabled by request. Obviously Shelly did that after this video went viral, and has labeled the video as private.
this one will work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJS_PcN_OQI
😉
I sincerely apologize for my posts while I’m “in my cups”. I appreciate the opportunity to contribute. Sandy D. and I will be starting a recovery room fb page as soon as she gets over herself.
@JY “this one will work:”
No it wont. She made it private. You can still see it on Gawker.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ….. Thanks for the uplifting video.
This person is the present, past and future of the GOP.
fixed the vid.
it works here now.
All I can say is WOW! This is exactly what the GOP looks and sounds like and I will make sure that all of my daughters listen to this . . . two people run for President because of their LOVE of their country sure they may have SOME differences all of us have SOME differences but at some point we have to come together and find some common ground . . . clearly there will never be common ground for THIS GOP now or in the future!!! They are aware now that 71% if the Latino vote made a huge difference in this election and listening to Graham talk about it last night he was almost gagging having to say it . . . it was almost laughable if it wasn’t so sad.
Christian Bale said “Wow, that was impressive.”