Year: 2012

Dear Dr. Liberal. A few years ago, I fell down in a well and no one has come to rescue me yet. Damn that Lassie. But as I contemplate my existence in the bottom of the well, I got to thinking about politics and how my current situation mirrors many on the far left. So, I've got to wondering, you know since I'm stuck in this well and all, has anyone come to the rescue of the far left? Did anyone primary Obama? Kucinich? What's Nader up to? I guess it comes down to this: Who is the far left going to vote for in November so that they can get their pony in January? Awfully Lonely, Little Timmy Stuck in a Well, Delaware

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