Budget Crisis Fatigue

Filed in National by on February 21, 2013

The worst thing in the world is about to happen. Seriously. Everybody freak out because this shit is horrible. It is beyond horrible. It is Clusterf@cktastic!! We’ll probably revert to the stone age. And it is going to happen all in a few short days. Hours…. Minutes… All the crazy preppers are about be vindicated. Your highspeed internet will be medium speed at best.

Unless…. unless… unless…

Phew. Okay we’ve bought another couple of months, but after that… The worst thing in the world will happen. Seriously. Everybody freak out because this shit is horrible. It is beyond horrible. It is Clusterf@cktastic!! We’ll probably revert to the stone age. And it is going to happen all in a few short days. Hours…. Minutes… All the crazy preppers are about be vindicated. Your highspeed internet will be medium speed at best.

Unless…. unless… unless…

Phew. Okay we’ve bought another couple of months, but after that… The worst thing in the world will happen. Seriously. Everybody freak out because this shit is horrible. It is beyond horrible. It is Clusterf@cktastic!! We’ll probably revert to the stone age. And it is going to happen all in a few short days. Hours…. Minutes… All the crazy preppers are about be vindicated. Your highspeed internet will be medium speed at best.

Unless…. unless… unless…

Phew. Okay we’ve bought another couple of months, but after that… The worst thing in the world will happen. Seriously. Everybody freak out because this shit is horrible. It is beyond horrible. It is Clusterf@cktastic!! We’ll probably revert to the stone age. And it is going to happen all in a few short days. Hours…. Minutes… All the crazy preppers are about be vindicated. Your highspeed internet will be medium speed at best.reppers are about be vindicated. Your highspeed internet will be medium speed at best.

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  1. pandora says:

    Exactly.

    What I don’t understand is why Republicans think this is a winning strategy? It’s hurting them, and I have a post scheduled to prove it.

  2. puck says:

    Don’t laugh – your argument will likely be used to restore the defense budget and cut grannies instead. And that’s just what Democrats will do; the Republican plan is more extreme.

    Don’t take it from me; ask Tom Carper.

  3. rustydils says:

    In your quest to report on good republican stories, you might have let a couple slip through the cracks. Here is one you might of missed. Yesterday, Senator Rand Paul returned $600,000 to the treasury that he saved out of his senate office budget. Since 2011 he has returned more than $1,000,000. He also said that Government employees should receive bonuses for money saving ideas that they come up with.