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Mike Protack Hates Mental Pedestrians, and Other Troll Comments

Last week, I shared some comments that lovable loser Mike Protack posted on my Facebook page in response to my cartoon about the Boy Scouts ban on gay scouts and scoutmasters. To sum it up, Protack thinks the push for acceptance of gay rights is a liberal agenda, promoted by mental midgets who hate America and love anal and oral sex, or something:

Well, since posting his public comments, Protack, who once ran for Governor, has completely transformed into a Facebook troll, sprinkling my page with a string of comments that can be classified as bizarre, hilarious, scary and brilliant.

Here is his calm-headed description of people who disagree with him:

Next, Protack calmly asserts his intellectual strength and dismisses all the “mental pedestrians” he’s forced to interact with:

When a lowly sub-human dares to question his IQ, Protack allows his massive brain to forget he even mentioned it, shifting effortlessly into the subject of my body parts:

Zola, Chomsky, Vonnegut, Barzun – their intellectual might and ability to articulate an opposing viewpoint pale in comparison to the wisdom Protack is able to posit:

Hang on, my Mom just posted a video of a dancing dog on my Facebook page. Will Protack link the dog to the homosexual agenda? Will he claim he’s a better dancer than that idiotic canine? Stay tuned.

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