Happy Easter or Jedi Holiday Equivalent

Jedi Knight is now the biggest religion among “other religions” in Great Britton – so I guess there will be a lot of bowing in the direction of Coruscant in the actual home of Christianity this weekend. (King James Bible props! The Bible Jesus Reads, Yo!! Get that weak NIV shit outta here.)

As for my traditions, I’ll be the reverse Easter bunny tomorrow stealing jelly beans out of Easter baskets and basically trying to keep my pilferage even-stephen between two offspring who have a keen accounting sense when it comes to candy parity.

I may also take the dog on a longer than normal walk.