Polling Report: Lt Governor & Syria Bombing Excuse Thread

Bad reasons to bomb Syria lay thick an putrid the ground like vomit piles on Bourbon street. The British Parliament and I haven’t heard a single good reason. The worst reason, according to DL readers, is to prop up Haliburton share prices (28%). My favorite bad reason to bomb Syria is to maintain out “credibility”(19%) cuz… you know, our credibility is soooooo precious. The inviolate “red line” (15%) is a bad reason that speaks to trying to prop up the President’s credibility, as if the President’s credibility is a thing. The algebra reason holds that 1 chemical weapon death is equal to 500 conventional weapon deaths in moral repugnance (13%) …and you thought you’d never use algebra in once you graduated. pfft…

Finally, the angry old guy who didn’t become President but still gets tons of airtime on TV wants to bomb Syria (11%) was another top bad reason.

On to the Lt. Governor Poll. Comment away. Or don’t. See if I care.