I’m not going to be caught flatfooted this Thanksgiving

Filed in National by on November 28, 2013

I jotted down all the things I’m thankful for. I probably forgot some:

Mrs. Liberal and my immediate family (I wrote out each name on the original list)
All my other extended family including my caveman ancestors of 200,000 years ago
Saturday night live
Fred Amrison
Paul Simon
Simon and Garfunkle
Music in general
An occasional beer
Delaware
Antibiotics
My friends
Poker
My job
Capitalism
Goldey Beacom
Nachos
Guac
The beach
The ocean
Steamed clams
College
Day light savings time
The History of Rome Podcast
Podcasts in genral
Paul F Tompkins
Air travel
Staying in hotels
Delaware Liberal
Obama
Apps
Iphone
Hugs
Kisses
Reading
Rags
Tony Horton
Twix
Peanut Butter
Antipasta
YouTube
Birthdays
The Arizona Trip
Love over Dover
Living in Washington
That snowstorm
The Tune Inn
The Chritsmas at Olgvey (sp?)
Christmas in General
Springtime
The pool
The Stoneybrook swim team
The Cabin
Campfires
Camp Okinikon
The Delaware Shakespeare Festival
Scotland
Peter McMillan
Bannermans
Guiness
Will Ferrel
Wes Anderson
Silver Linings Playbook
Paris
Eggs
English Muffins
Dido (The singer)
Pandora Stations
Trains
Skiing
The future
Latin Music
Thanksgiving
Potatoes
Iron Man
Olive Oil

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. meatball says:
    November 28, 2013 at 11:44 am

    I think you forgot bacon.

  2. Steve Newton says:
    November 28, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    You neglected to mention the possibility of there being minor league hockey in Delaware someday.

  3. Jim Center says:
    November 28, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    I’m thankful that I extended my seniorpeoplemeet.com membership for one month, because I connected with the most amazing lady I’ve ever met! Been involved with her since June!
    Happy Days!

  4. John Young says:
    November 28, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    Anyone thankful for Thanksgiving Twitter tracking Wal-Mart fights?

    https://twitter.com/search?q=walmart%20fight&src=typd

  5. truthseeker says:
    November 29, 2013 at 1:23 am

    I’m thankful Miley Cyrus did not perform any halftime specials during the day’s football games.

  6. Jason330 says:
    November 29, 2013 at 9:05 am

    Im thankful that I have zero Christmas shopping responsibilities.

  7. auntie dem says:
    November 29, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    I was thankful that we had “Bobbies” for T.G. this year but the family said nix on that ever again. I figured if it was good enough for the Veep they might go along with it — nah. Christmas will be the full production.

  8. Donviti says:
    November 30, 2013 at 7:40 am

    likes on facebook?

  9. occam says:
    December 2, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    You should all be thankful Delaware has high energy prices (to save the planet by stopping people from using ‘non-approved’ energy), lots of “investment” in “green energy” jobs, and a tax rate not competitive with the south and western states. If it wasn’t for those “evil” corporations and casinos paying lots of taxes Delaware’s budgets would be busted as the state spends more money than its non-corporate residents can afford to pay.

  10. Dana says:
    December 3, 2013 at 8:13 am

    Mrs Liberal? Not Mrs 330? 🙂

    But, since you said that you were thankful for “All my other extended family including my caveman ancestors of 200,000 years ago,” I’d point out that you and I are at least 12th cousins. Good to know that you’re thankful for me! 😆

  11. Dana says:
    December 3, 2013 at 8:15 am

    And you can be thankful for peanut butter, as long as it’s Jif Extra-Crunchy.

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