This giant blonde women beat the Hound in a sword/stone fight. He was on his last legs anyway out of ennui and an infected bite. The Hound wanted to be killed outright, but the Hounds’s little buddy didn’t kill him, but she laid her patented empty/scornful look on him. She got on a ship after some words with a guy. They are sailing off for somewhere.
The dragons are turning out to be a bit of a pain in the ass for that young blonde queen – Danny Targaeion (SP?). She locked them up after they burned up some guys three year old child. Surprising arm strength Ms Targaeion (SP?) displayed locking the Dragons in 400 lb chains. Danny also has to let some slaves go back to being slaves, but on one year contracts. Hmmm. What else…? Oh yeah.
John Snow. He cremated his red head girlfriend. She wanted to go back to the cave with the hot tub in it just before she was killed last week. As I recall, that hot tub scene was a pretty good scene. Also, he met with the Wilding guy. Their chief. Then Stannis Baratheon (best name in the show by the way) came in and the wildings were about to all be killed but they decided to group up to kill the white walkers or something. I was a little sleepy so didn’t catch all of that.
Bran made it to the tree he had been looking for, but only after some skeletons from the Adventures of Hercules stabbed some people. Some of the Bran flakes (c 2014) were saved by a puckish little character. A three eyed raven plays a role, but I’m not really into the magic stuff in the show. Although if a magic scene is set in the hot tub cave, I’d probably pay a little more attention.
Peter Dinklage escaped thanks to his incest loving brother. He is in a crate on board a ship heading somewhere. The crate has holes cut in it in the manner of cartoon kangaroo transport crate of the type that usually lends itself to hijinx in cartoons. Prior to the crating, I thought he was going to find his incest loving sister in and kill her. Turns out he was out to murder his father, which he did. He also found his old lover, Shay (sp?) in his fathers bed and killed her too.