That title is the biggest reason I am posting this bit of ammosexual stupidity — this guy was at the gas station, holstering his weapon (what was he holstering his weapon for? Was he robbing the place? Threatening kids whose music was too loud? What?) and shot himself in his penis. Seriously, if gun owners are using their guns to take themselves out of the gene pool, then I’m down with that. With any luck, they’ll stop trying to hurt the rest of us while they are getting their ritual castration on.
A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.
The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.” The spent round fell onto the floor.
The man’s friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.
ps. I cannot WAIT to see what thumbnail graphic DD comes up for this one.