Facing off against nitwits who have been abandoned by their own party’s leadership, Carney or Coons could have passed on sending out campaign mailers this season, but they sent them so I’m here to grade them. The bottom line: Great job Coons. Carney, what the fuck are you running for? What office and why? I thought I knew prior to reading this piece of shit, but now I’m not sure.
First Coons – his piece is strong. On one side he is talking to hard hat wearing blue collar types which fits in with his laudable campaign theme of “Bringing manufacturing jobs back to Delaware.” In a stacked headline about the picture Coons provides the voters with basic facts: “Working hard for Delaware” is above “Democrat Chris Coons US Senator for Delaware.” Seeing the word “Democrat” gives me hope that Coons is aware of the fact that Republicans ARE the root problem in DC. That feeling is validated when I turn the piece over and read… “Chris is standing up to the Tea Party Republicans to put Delaware families first.”
I mean holy shit…right?
What’s up with Carney? Well his mailing is as slutty a mish-mash of mincing qualifications as Coons’ is direct and honorable. Where Coons identifies the problems and proposes an agenda that returns manufacturing jobs to Delaware – Carney thinks that “bipartisanship” and “compromise” with the Tea Party Republicans is the ticket.
The headline is a tidy view into his whack-a-doodle mindset. “John Carney Working Across Party Lines to Solve Problems…” How can Carney possible claim to be able to “solve” problems in DC when he does not even acknowledge that Working Across Party Lines to enable GOP zealots IS the problem?
Don’t worry – it gets worse. The first bullet point, his BIGGEST accomplishment in the body copy is: “Bringing both parties together to get results” What fucking results? Can you name one thing?
He can… Here is the result of his “bringing both parties together” – “John started a bipartisan policy group of Democrats a d Republicans who sit down regularly to find common ground on issues important to Delaware families.”
Wow. Sitting down. NICE! That’s been pretty productive. And now he wants another term to sit down with Republicans some more. Awesome!
This mailer tells me to NOT vote for John Carney. Unlike Chris Coons who actualyl sees what is going on, John Carney is clearly an idiot with no freaking idea of what is happening in the world around him.
Coons: A
Carney F