Delaware Liberal

DNC fundraising emails I’d love to Get

Jason330,

We screwed up. But here is the good news – starting today we aren’t taking any money from banks or financial services industries. None. Nothing. We now realize that working to protect the profits of banks doesn’t serve the interest of the working class Americans who have always been the backbone of the party. So from now on, the DNC will turn away all money from banks so that we can get back to being the party that looks out for the little guy.

That will put us in a fundraising bind, so we will need to depend on people like you to help get the message out. You are the Democratic Party’s biggest asset. Thanks for considering a donation to help return the Democratic Party to its core values.

Sincerely,

Joe Biden

Subject: It’s Urgent!

Jason,
We heard you. On this election day we heard the deafening silence in response to our strategy of “moving to the middle” on issues like spoiling our environment by fracking and backing down on whether or not climate change is real. We understand that there is no middle ground between multi-billion dollar corporate lobbying efforts and scientific reality.

So I wanted to let you know that we will no longer be taking money from hugely profitable fossil fuel companies and contorting our message to accommodate the very industries that are not only responsible for increasing carbon pollution, but are also polluting our public discourse. Can you help us get the word out? Donate today to help turn the tide against the fossil fuel industry and their dimwitted lackeys in the GOP.

Sincerly,

Debbie Waserman Schultz

Subject: Let’s Roll!

Jason,
The Democratic Party supports organized labor. Period.

No more wishy-washy bullshit and no more policies that help companies offshore our good manufacturing jobs. NAFTA? Fuck NAFTA. That was a huge mistake that we intend to correct. We are all done with helping anti-American plutocrats drain money out of of local economy.

If you are a teacher, a first responder, welder, electrician, truck driver or a janitor – make no mistake, the Democratic Party is in your corner from now on.

Sincerely,

Hilary Clinton

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