Republicans are getting a taste of their own medicine and they do not enjoy it. From the AP:
A month into their newfound control of both chambers of Congress, it wasn’t supposed to be like this for Republicans. Instead of advancing a conservative agenda and showing voters they can govern, they are confronting the very real possibility of a shutdown of the Homeland Security Department later this month. That’s because they can’t overcome Senate Democrats’ stalling tactics in a dispute over immigration.
“I suppose elections have consequences except in the United States Senate,” complained GOP Rep. Mick Mulvaney of South Carolina, summing up the frustration for many House Republicans. “Tell me how it would be different if Harry Reid were still running the place,” he added, naming the Senate Democratic leader who was booted into the minority in November’s midterm elections. […]
The predicament is so frustrating to House Republicans that some conservatives have begun advocating changing Senate rules to limit the use of the filibuster, an idea several Senate Republicans have already dismissed. For many, the fear is that their deadlock over the Homeland Security bill is merely a taste of things to come for the next two years.
Here is a crocodile tear for ya. Democrats are pleasantly surprising me in their use of their recently discovered spine. Don’t become cowards now. Stand up to these treasonous assholes and continue to demand a clean DHS Funding bill.
Here are some helpful tips for Republican politicians visiting England and Europe. This is necessary because recently, and in 2012, Republican candidates for President have left Her Majesty’s Kingdom worse for wear, usually with their foot lodged where it shouldn’t be.
REPUBLICAN CHEAT SHEET:
What are dinosaurs?
Correct answer: A diverse group of animals that first appeared during the Triassic period and lived for around 135 million years.
Incorrect answer: Big lizards created by God that lived around the time of King Arthur.
Do childhood vaccinations work?
Correct answer: Yes.
Incorrect answer: Vaccines are dangerous. The government and the media have conspired to cover this up.
How old is Earth?
Correct answer: 4.54 billion-years-old.
Incorrect answer: By adding up the genealogies of the Bible, we know the world was made 6,000 years ago.
What happens if you keep sailing west?
Correct answer: You’ll eventually hit land. If you sail around it and repeat the process you’ll end up back where you started.
Incorrect answer: You’ll fall off the edge of the world or be eaten by sea beasts.
Is the average temperature of Earth’s climate system rising?
Correct answer: Yes.
Incorrect answer: If the climate is warming, where is all this snow coming from?
What’s the best way to stimulate an economy?
Correct answer: Increase government spending and cut taxes on the middle class.
Incorrect answer: Huge tax breaks for the wealthy.
What would be your advise to the parents of a sick child?
Correct answer: Take the child to see a trained medical professional.
Incorrect answer: Fall to your knees, singing ‘When I Survey The Wondrous Cross’.