How many of them are there?

It’s the early 1980’s. You are a Sci-Fi fan. That means you loved the Star Wars and Star Trek movies. Remember V? As in V: The Original Miniseries and V: The Final Battle and then V: The Series that lasted for one season. It was a show about human-looking aliens arriving on Earth, allegedly in peace. They had a bargain for the Earth: they would cure cancer and give humans their technology in exchange for allowing them to use some of Earth’s natural resources to manufacture a chemical that would save their home planet’s environment. Or Something.

But they did not come in peace. They came here to harvest us for food, and to take all of the Earth’s water. Oh yes, and they were not humans. They were not even mammals. They were lizards.

There is a scene, shown in the promo above, where two shuttle craft land at an industrial plant, and out come untold hundreds of Visitors. A plant worker asks “How many of them are there?”

That’s how I feel about Republicans running for President. There are a lot of them, more by the day, and they are evil and reptilian. Here are the list of candidates who have expressed serious interest in running for President. Now Ohio Governor John Kasich wants in. If they all run, seriously, Ben Carson is going to win the nomination with 14% of the vote.

1. Rand Paul
2. Ted Cruz
3. Jeb Bush
4. Marco Rubio
5. Ben Carson
6. Carly Fiorina
7. Mike Huckabee
8. John Kasich
9. Bobby Jindal
10. George Pataki
11. Rick Perry
12. Rick Santorum
13. Rick Snyder
14. Scott Walker
15. Donald Trump
16. Lindsay Graham
17. John Bolton
18. Bob Ehrlich
19. Jim Gilmore
20. Peter King
21. Mike Pence