DL GOP Fantasy Pool Update – Is Jeb Bush DOA?

Filed in National by on May 7, 2015

Perhaps the most surprising Fantasy News so far is how badly top pick, Jeb Bush, is doing. A new Quinnipiac poll of likely Iowa Republican presidential caucusgoers finds Jeb Bush in SEVENTH place with a measly 5%, trailing behind both Ben Carson (7%) and chlamydia (6%).

Is it possible that Bush MAY NEVER EVEN ANNOUNCE, thereby netting a big zero for AQC and Del Dem? I doubt it. Despite being hated by Iowa caucusgoers, Jeb Bush remains popular among billionaires with money to blow. So why not collect sacks of cash on his way to whatever lobbying job lies ahead?

In clown car terms, Bush’s right arm is pinned under Huckabee’s fat ass, while Scott Walker sits on his head and farts.

Newton and Jason330 now have 3 of 4 picks running.

Division 1
Pandora: Walker, Paul* (30), Rubio (24), and Santorum | 54
Jason330: Huckabee (1), Christie, Cruz* (45),Carson (2) | 48
AQC: Jindal, Bush, Fiorina (2), Ehrlich | 2

Division 1A
Newton: Paul* (30), Rubio (24),Carson (2), Santorum | 56
Prop Joe: Cruz* (45), Jindahl, Walker, Perry | 45
Del Dem: Bush, Christie, Huckabee (1), Graham | 1

Here are the Candidates with points: Cruz – 45 points (March 23rd), Paul – 30 points (April 7th), Rubio – 24 points (April 13), Carson – 2 points (May 4th), Fiorina – 2 point2 (May 4th), Huckbee – 1 point (May 5th)

(*) Indicates candidates who think we need to be worried that President Obama may be plotting to take over Texas with US military special operations forces.

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  1. Prop Joe says:
    May 7, 2015 at 10:40 am

    With every new news article about Ted Cruz and his latest “bat-shit” crazy announcement, I have the fleeting impulse to drop him from my roster, with the other voices in my head saying “Have some self-respect, Prop Joe. You can’t have no crazy motherfucker like that representing you.”

  2. Jason330 says:
    May 7, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    We should have a trade round sometime in the near future. That would be fun, but I have to figure out a less clusterfucky system.

  3. Jason330 says:
    May 7, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    More evidence today that Jeb Bush is not a serious candidate:

    “Likely presidential candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) told a group of New York financiers on Tuesday that when it comes to Middle East policy, he turns to his older brother and former President George W. Bush, according to the Washington Post.”

  4. John Young says:
    May 8, 2015 at 11:21 am

    his fervent support of CCSS and educational reform is hurting him. I don; know how much, but it is.

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