For Republicans who have said, “It isn’t a clown car, these are serious candidates.” When Donald Trump emerges from the door, it is a clown car. Case closed. Anyway, nobody picked him, so for our purposes, he doesn’t exists.
Oh yeah… also Jeb! announced yesterday. He actually has a shot at the nomination as the GOP typically goes through a lot of hyperventilating and spastic gyrations then picks with the guy the big money tells them to pick. (See: Romney, McCain, & Dole)
FAQ’s
Q: How many Presidential elections has Donald Trump threatened to enter since 2004?
A: All of them.
Here are the standing:
Division 1
Pandora: Walker, Paul (92), Rubio (87), and Santorum(19) | 198
Jason330: Huckabee (64), Christie, Cruz (108),Carson (65) | 237
AQC: Jindal, Bush (2), Fiorina (65), Ehrlich | 67
Division 1A
Newton: Paul (92), Rubio (87),Carson (65), Santorum (19) | 263
Prop Joe: Cruz (108), Jindahl, Walker, Perry (12) | 120
Del Dem: Bush (2), Christie, Huckabee (64), Graham (15)| 81
Here are the Candidates with points: Cruz – 108 points (March 23rd), Paul – 92 points (April 7th), Rubio – 87 points (April 13), Carson – 65 points (May 4th), Fiorina – 65 points (May 4th), Huckbee – 64 point (May 5th), Santorum – 19 points (May27th) Graham – 15 Points (June 1) Perry – 12 point (June 4th) Bush – (June 15th) – 2 points
(*) Indicates candidates who are low down goat fuckers.
Check my math, and let me know if I miss an announcement.