DL GOP Fantasy Pool Update – Christie promises to do to America what he did to New Jersey

Filed in National by on June 30, 2015

Christie informs GOP primary voters that HE ALONE can tell the hard truths, ruffle feathers, and make the beltway Pharisees gnash their teeth with dread by speaking bluntly about how poor people have too much money and rich people, not enough. He is ready to lay some straight talk on the people and if they don’t like his version of straight talk – they are probably residents of New Jersey who are so familiar with the real world impact of all of Christie’s daring candor.

Anyway, if you are a glutton for punishment (at or about the same level that Christie is a glutton for donuts) watch this nausea inducing video:

FAQ’s

Q: What’s Chris Christie’s blood type?
A: Nutella.

Q: After watching him for 14 years, what would New Jersey’s biggest newspaper like you to know about Christie?
A: “Don’t believe a word the man says.”


Here are the standing:

Overall
Newton: Paul (110), Rubio (105),Carson (83), Santorum (37) | 335
Jason330: Huckabee (82), Christie (1), Cruz (126),Carson (83) | 292
Pandora: Walker, Paul (110), Rubio (105), and Santorum(37) | 252
Prop Joe: Cruz (126), Jindahl (11), Walker, Perry (30) | 167
Del Dem: Bush (11), Christie (1), Huckabee (82), Graham (33)| 136
AQC: Jindal (11), Bush (20), Fiorina (83), Ehrlich | 104

Division 1
Jason330: Huckabee (82), Christie (1), Cruz (126),Carson (83) | 292
Pandora: Walker, Paul (110), Rubio (105), and Santorum(37) | 252
AQC: Jindal (11), Bush (20), Fiorina (83), Ehrlich | 104

Division 1A
Newton: Paul (110), Rubio (105),Carson (83), Santorum (37) | 335
Prop Joe: Cruz (126), Jindahl (11), Walker, Perry (30) | 167
Del Dem: Bush (11), Christie (1), Huckabee (82), Graham (33)| 136


Here are the Candidates with points:
Cruz – 126 points (March 23rd), Paul – 110 points (April 7th), Rubio – 105 points (April 13), Carson – 83 points (May 4th), Fiorina – 83 points (May 4th), Huckbee – 82 point (May 5th), Santorum – 37 points (May27th) Graham – 33 Points (June 1) Perry – 30 point (June 4th) Bush – 20 points (June 15th) Jindahl (June 24th) 11 points Christie (June 30th) 1 point.

Check my math, and let me know if I miss an announcement.

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  1. Liberal Elite says:

    Someone should move the cones.

    Maybe one on Christie head would be apropos.

  2. Jason330 says:

    The only person MORE disliked by voters is Trump and this has been a terrible week for The Donald. Here is a list of people and entities that have bailed on Trump following his statement that Mexico was sending us all of their drug dealers and rapists:

    Univision
    NBC/Universal
    Mexico (The Country is NOT Sending a participant to Miss USA) )
    Cheryl Burke (Host of Miss USA Pageant) &
    Thomas Roberts (Host of Miss USA Pageant)

    “In a statement Tuesday morning, Miss USA organizers insisted the event will go on as planned, though it currently has no broadcaster. The event is scheduled to take place on July 12 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.”

  3. Jason330 says:

    Miss Universe… not Miss USA

  4. mouse says:

    Loud mouth rich boobs with big egos are admired by many folk

  5. Jason330 says:

    Walker (scheduled for July 13) will round out Pandora and Prop Joe’s four person team. The only person chosen for a team remaining will be AQC’s, Bob Ehrlich.

    Other Upcoming Announcements:

    John Kasich
    Governor of Ohio
    July 21, 2015

    Jim Gilmore
    Former Governor of Virginia
    First week of August, 2015

    Walker will round out Pandora and Prop Joe’s four person team. The only person chosen for a team remaining will be AQC’s, Bob Ehrlich.