Thursday Open Thread [7.9.15]

Thursday Open Thread [7.9.15]

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I love what Jeb Lund has to say:
The party has run so long on nativist anxiety about foreigners plundering lady liberty, stealing jobs and slowly strangling the republic to death that the next step is just calling immigrants rapists, thieves and murderers. And thanks to years of purity testing in Republican primaries, after trying to ignore the issue for weeks, the remaining candidates have only two options left: try to join or outflank Trump to the right or try to non-ignore ignore him by writing him off as “inappropriate.” The rest of the world can just call Trump an idiot, a man with few ambitions outside of being Trumpy, whose remaining strands of what one might call policy are wisps of spun sugar extruded by hot air, reminding everyone of the tacky coif that sits atop his blanched Smithfield Ham of a face. The Republican Party can’t even luxuriate in ad hominem. Yeah, they could call him an empty suit and a bozo, but that stops working the moment anyone notices that he sounds like a slightly loaded version of themselves.
Donald Trump is everyone's drunk belligerent uncle. That racist piece of shit that always ruins Thanksgiving. I was traveling around yesterday on business, so I got to listen to CNN and MSNBC in the car. It was amusing to hear them all freak out about the three computer glitches at the NYSE, United Airlines and the Wall Street Journal. But then the Trump interview went up on MSNBC, and then it was all both networks could talk about. Trump is like catnip to the media. One observation that I agreed with was that Trump always speaks in absolutes. Everything is the best, or the most, or conversely the worst. Everything is huge. The biggest. The largest. My diagnosis: Donald Trump has a serious inferiority complex. And that explains the combover. Real, confident men accept baldness. And he is still a birther. Which means he is insane, which explains comments like "I will win the Latino vote in 2016." That's like me saying "I am going to sleep with Gisele Bundchen in 2015." Both statements are counter-factuals and will not happen.