DL GOP Fantasy Pool Update – John Kasich enters the clown car as the compasionate conservative

Filed in National by on July 21, 2015

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Some dude, Ohio Gov. John Kasich, announced today. Who cares? Not us. Nobody has Kasich and also… additionally, he is no Donald Trump. Will Kasich make it to the Fox News debate and thereby and legitimize his candidacy?

If he does I’ll talk about him then.

FAQ’s

Q: When is Ehrlich announcing?
A: Who?

Q: Trump?
A: I know, right?


Here are the standings:

Division 1
Jason330: Huckabee (95), Christie (14), Cruz (139),Carson (96) | 344
Pandora: Walker (1), Paul (123), Rubio (118), and Santorum(50) | 292
AQC: Jindal (24), Bush (33), Fiorina (96), Ehrlich | 153

Division 1A
Newton: Paul (123), Rubio (118),Carson (96), Santorum (50) | 387
Prop Joe: Cruz (139), Jindahl (24), Walker (1), Perry (43) | 207
Del Dem: Bush (24), Christie (14), Huckabee (95), Graham (47)| 180


Here are the Candidates with points: Cruz – 139 points (March 23rd), Paul – 123 points (April 7th), Rubio – 118 points (April 13), Carson – 96 points (May 4th), Fiorina – 96 points (May 4th), Huckbee – 95 point (May 5th), Santorum – 50 points (May27th) Graham – 47 Points (June 1) Perry – 43 point (June 4th) Bush – 33 points (June 15th) Jindahl (June 24th) 24 points Christie (June 30th) 14 point Walker (July 13th) 1 point.

Check my math, and let me know if I miss an announcement.

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Comments (9)

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  1. SussexAnon says:
    July 21, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    If you could please stop calling it a clown car. Professional clowns find this offensive.

    Feel free to use Jester Jitney or Buffoon Bus.

  2. Jason330 says:
    July 21, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    lol ” Buffon bus ” Love it.

  3. Jason330 says:
    July 21, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    Scott Walker, guy who could seriously win the nomination says that he’d be prepared to bomb Iran in his inauguration day.

    Speaking to reporters [in Iowa] Saturday after an appearance at the Family Leader Summit, Walker said the next president will need to be prepared to take aggressive action against Iran, “very possibly” including military strikes, on the day he or she is inaugurated, and said he would not be comfortable with a commander in chief who is unwilling to act aggressively on day one of a new presidency.

  4. mouse says:
    July 21, 2015 at 2:09 pm

    The bellicose bicycle built for 20

  5. truth teller says:
    July 22, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    All the have to do is run the tape of him out in Vegas kissing the ass of the money givers it was so telling

  6. Jason330 says:
    July 22, 2015 at 3:08 pm

    Walker? got a link?

  7. bamboozer says:
    July 22, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    “Feel free to use Jester Jitney or Buffoon Bus.”

    10 points and a sarcasm cluster.

  8. John Manifold says:
    July 23, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Robert Reich:

    Of all Republican hopefuls, John Kasich, who announced his bid yesterday, is the best of a bad lot. Kasich has as much experience and an equal or better record than the other governors running, and more experience in government than the rest of the field combined. …

    I dealt with Kasich when he was a congressman from Ohio and headed the Budget Committee, and found him to be honest, forthright, and willing to listen and change his mind if the arguments were against him. Although a social conservative, against abortion and for the death penalty, Kasich has accused his party of waging a war on the poor, and has spoken up for immigrants. He has argued against repeal of the Affordable Care Act, and has taken Medicaid expansion dollars. …

    In other words, he doesn’t have a chance of getting the Republican nomination.

  9. Jason330 says:
    July 23, 2015 at 12:22 pm

    He is the best of a bunch of maniacs. But Kasich wants to invade Syria now, “boots on the ground” as they say to fight ISIL. So he is still a maniac.

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