Huckabee manifests the stigmata of Christ. (May or may not also speak in tongues.)
Trump lights a cigar with a $1,000 bill.
Jeb shocks everyone by speaking clearly and eloquently on a range of topics.
Walker nervously looks at Koch brother’s private box for “thumb’s up” affirmations.
Ben Carson looks sane standing next to Cruz.
In a rage, Cruz beats Jeb with Princeton Debate Championship trophy.
Christie sweats profusely.
Rubio asks the moderator for a vaso de agua in order to impress everyone with his Spanish.
Kaisch says “I’m just happy to be here.”
Rand Paul keeps a jacket draped over his hands to conceal handcuffs.