Official GOP Debate Drinking Game Rules

Filed in National by on August 6, 2015

Looking at these Rolling Stone Magazine rules, I’m thinking everyone is going to be smashed within five minutes. (Unless your cocktail of choice is, like mine, is a nice cold Bud Light Chelada)   

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Drink THE FIRST TIME:

1. Donald Trump mentions his wealth, or how smart he is.

2. A candidate mentions Benghazi

3. A candidate says, “This president…”

4. A candidate whines about not getting called on enough.

5. Someone promises to “take America back.”

6. Trump interrupts someone by saying, “Excuse me, let me answer that…”

7. Anyone mentions Hitler, Nazis or Neville Chamberlain. Includes related imagery, e.g. “ovens.”

8. The crowd cheers a racist/bigoted statement by a candidate.

9. A candidate mentions his poor/hardscrabble upbringing, or a parent who “worked every day of his life.”

10. A candidate talks about “stopping Hillary Clinton.”

11. Anyone warns the U.S. is becoming Greece.

12. Trump refers to himself in the third person.

13. Anyone invokes St. Ronald Reagan.

Drink EVERY time a candidate:

14. Claims a positive relationship with a minority. Also known as the, “Some of my best friends are…” rule.

15. Tries to speak Spanish

16. Tries to warm up to the Ohio crowd with an awkward LeBron shout-out.

Drink EVERY TIME you hear the word(s):

17. “I’m not a scientist.”

18. “You can keep your doctor.”

19. “ACORN.”

20. “The war on Christians.”

21. “Thug.”

22. “Right here in Ohio.”

23. “Culture of dependency.”

TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AT ANY MENTION OF:

24. “Kenya.”

25. “All Lives Matter.”

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  1. pandora says:

    I would add any mention of Planned Parenthood to that list. It’s all the rage.

    This debate has the potential to go beyond all previous levels of crazy. Everyone on that stage tonight will be looking to make a name for themselves, to have a “moment” – which, imo, ups the ante to dizzying heights.

  2. puck says:

    I’m thinking there will be a question and extended discussion on Trump’s comments on McCain. The press is still pissed about that, way more than the general public or even the Republican public. That topic will probably be the vehicle for all the candidates to spend their three minutes calling Trump an asshole and expressing their love for the troops, and will suck any remaining oxygen out of the debate.

  3. mouse says:

    I wonder if they will ask: Why doesn’t the Republican party go after people who hire illegals? Why did the Republican party filibuster a bill to remove tax incentives for outsourcing? Why does the Republican party attack science, education and the educated..

  4. Jason330 says:

    Good questions, but I don’t wonder about Fox News asking them. I’m thinking….

    How terrible was Benghazi to America’s long term security?

    Assuming, for the sake of argument, Obama doesn’t hate America, why did he make an agreement with Iran?

    As President will you prosecute Secretary Clinton for using her personal email?

  5. Jason330 says:

    Robert Reich nails it. Especially the first two.

    My expectations for tonight’s Republican debate:

    -Donald Trump will say dumb things loudly.

    -Jeb Bush will say dumb things in a garbled way and then try to retract them.

    -Scott Walker will mention Ronald Reagan at least twice, and attack unions.

    -Mike Huckabee will attack liberals and Obama, and talk about God.

    -Marco Rubio will talk about the American Dream and try not to drink from the glass of water on his podium.

    -Ben Carson will say progressive taxation is socialism.

    -Ted Cruz will say climate change isn’t happening and then praise Donald Trump, which will be the two dumbest moment in tonight’s debate.