One of the things Donald Trump gets away with is never answering questions. What he does instead is lay down some ‘Trumpanswer’ and move along. So I decided to try it.
The Boy: What’s for dinner?
Me: Dinner is going to be fantastic. You’ll love it.
The Wife: Did you mail that check for the insurance?
Me: Look. I know people. They say the check mailing is excellent. It is amazing. You are going to be really thrilled with my check mailing.
The Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I’ve heard that, but what I want to know is why nobody is taking care of the veterans. Its an embarrassment.