Turns out we all got a gift this Christmas. Bloggers that care way more about this shit than I do found out that the Grifter from Wasila is flat broke and trying some outlandish shit in a last ditch attempt to keep her long con going.
The beginning of the end started in mid-February of last year when the sanctimonious Bristol Palin’s SECOND out of wed-lock child wasn’t fathered by the war hero who Bristol was briefly engaged to, but rather by some random dude in Las Vegas who Bristol picked up one drunken night and f#cked.
Whatever. People f#ck. (Unlike Bristol Palin) I don’t judge. Here is the outlandish shit though. Mama Bear Palin figured it would hurt the family’s brand if her daughter admitted to being knocked up by some random dude while on a Vegas bender, so they concocted a scheme to release photos of Bristol on a schedule that would make it look like she was “got at” by the war hero. (Who by the way is now filing for custody in spite of the fact that he isn’t the Daddy, because he believes that there may still be some gravy left on the gravy train. Classy!)
All in all a fitting finale to the story of the low-life scam artist that is Sarah Palin.