A: “Some people have been in touch, and they want to give me all these millions to run for President, even though nobody, AND I MEAN NOBODY, can stomach the idea of another Bush being President after my Bro f#cked it up so bad. Well, I guess I can take the millions if they are so fixed on giving ’em to me.”
Q: What was Jeb! thinking?
That’s the most plausible explanation for the Bush campaign that I can come up with. His campaign has weeks, not months left to soak some rich idiots.
Rand Paul is also in trouble, so he is going ROGUE !!
Washington (CNN)Rand Paul will boycott Thursday night’s Republican primary debate in South Carolina after being relegated from the main stage, he said on Monday.
“I won’t participate in anything that’s not first tier because we have a first tier campaign,” the Kentucky senator told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.
In addition to being a first tier campaign, Paul’s statement went on to say that his daddy could beat up your daddy and that he can bench press 300 pounds, but he doesn’t feel like it.
The revised standings have not been revised because nobody had former New York Governor George Pataki, who’s departure from the race was bumped from the headlines by a 5 month old story about a woman in Larchmont NY who lost her wedding ring in a garden, but then found it when eating a tomato.
Here are the revised standings:
Newton: Paul (285), Rubio (280),Carson (258), Santorum (222) | 1,045
Jason330: Huckabee (257), Christie (176), Cruz (301),Carson (258) | 992
Pandora: Walker (70), Paul (285), Rubio (280), Santorum(222) |857
Del Dem: Bush (195), Christie (176), Huckabee (257), Graham (209)| 837
Prop Joe: Cruz (301), Jindahl (151), Walker (70), Perry (102) | 624
AQC: Jindal (151), Bush (195), Fiorina (258), Ehrlich (0) | 604
Here are the Candidates with points:
Cruz – 301 points (March 23rd)
Paul – 285 points (April 7th)
Rubio – 280 points (April 13)
Carson – 258 points (May 4th)
Fiorina – 258 points (May 4th)
Huckbee – 257 points (May 5th)
Santorum – 222 points (May27th)
Christie – 176 points (June 30th)
Bush – 195 points (June 15th)
Graham – 209 Points (June 1- Dec 21st)
Jindahl – 151 points (June 24th-Nov 17)
Perry – 102 point (June 4th- Sept 12th)
Walker – 70 points(July 13th-Sept 21)
Ehrlich (never) 0 points
