DL Community Progessive Action Item – The National Liberal Hug-a-thon
This is not an order from humble old me. It comes down directly from the Hefty Lefty HQ (a.k.a George Soro’s Yacht)
It is going to be nuts between now and Iowa. So all liberals and progressives are directed as follows:
Clinton Supporters: Find some Sanders supporters and give them a hug. Thank them for not choosing Green Party irrelevancy. Tell them that you respect their choice and that they are the soul of the Democratic Part and that they embody our highest aspirations. Add that we love them and need their energy and enthusiasm to win in November, and that no matter who wins the Democratic nomination, we have your back.
Sanders Supporter: Find some Clinton supporters and give them a hug. Thank them for being engaged and practical. Tell them that you respect your choice, and that you know there is a WORLD of difference between Clinton and all of the Republican candidates. Add that we love them and need their energy and enthusiasm to win in November, and that no matter who wins the Democratic nomination, we have your back.
::End of Message
This idea is clearly ahead of its time.
I’m writing in that old sheriff from Sussex County
All: Find a Trump or Cruz supporter and give them a wet kiss on the lips. Thank them for motivating Democratic voters for the fall election, and ensuring a Democratic victory.
To “Disappointed”, from Clinton supporter Prop Joe:
“Thank you for not choosing Green Party irrelevancy. We respect your choice and you are the soul of the Democratic Party and embody our highest aspirations. We love you and need your energy and enthusiasm to win in November, and no matter who wins the Democratic nomination, we have your back.”
[hug optional]
The hug is mandatory.