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Carper’s “Political Offspring” Featured in Celia’s Latest Tickle-fest

There are tons of giggles in this classic of the Celia Cohen genre.

Here are a few samples:

“It’s like asking you to choose between your three favorite children (Barney,Rochester, Short). They’re not children. They’re wonderful adults….”

..but, seriously, don’t ever forget who’s your daddy.

“Pull for the home team. We’re all part of Carper town,” Carper said.

I feel like Carper resisted throwing in a wink at EL Somnambulo here and when he said “Carper Town” instead of Carperdyne Industries, Inc.

“You know sometimes, like people try to vote more than once? I think in this case I’d like to vote at least three times. I’d get in trouble doing that,” Carper said.

Stop. my sides….

As for me, I’m all about guilt by association, so this Celia Cohen blog post a big endorsement for Bryan Townsend. Here is a link to Townsend’s web Site.

But to the point of Celia’s blog post. I’ll give my quick take on the offspring and you lot can agree or disagree in the comments section of this blog. (Unlike Celia Cohen’s blog, we have a comments section. Just sayin’)

Sean Barney…He is no doubt ten times the man I am, but I don’t think I can forgive him for allowing Ken Simpler to get his start in politics.

Bryan Short… Does the world really need two John Carney’s? I have my doubts.

Lisa Blunt Rochester…I think she’d actually be an attractive choice except for all the Carper taint on her.

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