A lawyer who represented the so-called “D.C. madam” says he has phone records that could influence the outcome of the presidential election, and he’s threatening to release one or more names on the steps of the U.S. Supreme Court if he’s denied a hearing on his right to distribute them.
So let’s assume Montgomery Blair Sibley, the late “DC Madam” Deborah Palfrey’s attorney, does have information that ties one of the current candidates to some of the same prostitutes famously frequented by former Senator and presently disgraced pious blow-hard, David Vitter… which one is it? I have listed the candidates from LEAST likely to MOST likely:
1) Hillary Clinton. Least likely, simply because the clients of sex workers are typically men. Is that a sexists observation? I don’t know because I couldn’t find any good statistics to back up this piece of conventional wisdom.
2) Donald Trump. He is a guy who does not seem to be phased by committing adultery. He also ran his own beauty pageant during that period, a pageant which he used for setting up dates.
3) Bernie Sanders. A great deal of recent evidence shows that being a David Vitter-like, self-righteous, moralistic a-hole makes one more likely to hire prostitutes. Therefor, using the transitive property, being a easy going, live and let live type makes you less likely to hire prostitutes.
4) John Kasich has a foot in the self-righteous, moralistic a-hole club, but he is a punter compared to everyone’s odds on favorite…
5) Ted Cruz , a guy so self-righteous, moralistic, and creepy that David Vitter’s baby/mommy fantasies will probably end up looking like wholesome and healthy human sexuality by the time this is over.
