Trolling Republicans this 4th of July

I'll be trolling some Republican family members this weekend. Let me know in the comments if I've forgotten anything.
"I'm glad Bill Clinton talked Donald Trump into getting into the GOP primary. Who could have ever guessed that he'd actually win the nomination? Bill Clinton, I suppose."
"The Benghazi hearing really helped out Clinton this year. Do you think Trey Gowdy was being paid by the Clinton Foundation? It sure seems like it."
"How stupid must Mitch McConnell feel now that Merrick Garland said he would have probably voted to uphold that abortion ban? Pretty stupid I'd imagine."
"Yes, the famous Stonewall Inn was named after Stonewall Jackson. He was gayer than Liberace. Didn't you see Ken Burns' documentary. Jackson was basically "out" for his day."
Delaware General Assembly Post-Game Wrap-Up/Pre-Game Show: Weds., June 29, 2016

Delaware General Assembly Post-Game Wrap-Up/Pre-Game Show: Weds., June 29, 2016

Colin Bonini had company this year. The Annual Operating Budget passed the Senate, but only by a 15-6 vote.  All the nos were from R's with only Cloutier, Lawson and Lopez voting for the budget.  An amendment failed that would have removed a $290,000 to the Center for Energy & Environmental Policy. The center is run by McDowell ally Dr. John Byrne. The amendment predictably failed on a straight party vote, 9 yes, 12 no.  I may have time to slog through the Epilogue Language which, as longtime legislative observers know, is often where special favors for legislators and their pet projects are buried.  However, today is not that day.
Wednesday Open Thread [6.29.2016]

Wednesday Open Thread [6.29.2016]

These polls are utterly disastrous for Trump and his Republican Party. The Wave is here. FLORIDA--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 51, Trump 37 IOWA--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 45, Trump 41 MICHIGAN--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 50, Trump 33 NORTH CAROLINA--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 48, Trump 38 OHIO--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 46, Trump 37 PENNSYLVANIA--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 49, Trump 35 VIRGINIA--PRESIDENT--CNN/ORC--Clinton 45, Trump 38