And I am enjoying it. Here is there headline:
The story is full of sarcasm too:
On Wednesday, the high temperature was 90 degrees, and with Thursday’s anticipated high of a positively chilly 91 before Friday, Saturday, and Sunday give way to 94, 95, and 95 degrees, respectively, the region is in the middle a heat wave.
By Monday, Delawareans should be ready to break out the jackets again, however, when the temperatures are expected to tumble all the way to 90. […]
Accuweather officials said, because it is where humanity collectively seeks solace from the crippling heat, the biggest change felt will actually be the lack of nighttime relief from the (brutal, oppressive, almost angry) sun’s effects.
“Temperatures in some of the urban areas of the major cities will fail to drop below 80,” according to AccuWeather Meteorologist Jim Andrews. “This spell of heat and high humidity will be very tough for people who do not have air conditioning to sleep very well at night.”
Even the wind will abandon us in most cases, neglecting our skin and denying it the cool touch of relief. There are some options, officials said, though in some cases, only obtainable through sheer will in the face of perseverance.
Bravo, WDEL. Well done.