Delaware Liberal

If the Dukes of Hazzard were black…

Opening on a town square in the south (or anywhere in America for that matter). Bo and Luke are resting against their car, parked in front of a courthouse.

Bo: Look it is the Sheriff, let’s get out of here.
Luke: (Leaning against their car “The Nat Turner”) Why? We are just waiting for Daisy to finish her shift at the Post Office.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:(enters) What are you boys doing here?
Bo: Nothing.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Put your hands where I can see them.
[As Luke removes his hands from his pockets, the Sheriff shoots him three times. Bo turns to run and is shot twice in the back. The Sheriff hostelers his gun and speaks into a radio handset.]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Shots fired. There were some guys who fit the description of the APB from last week. One of them was going for a gun.

End of Scene and end of the show until next week when two other African Americans are cast as Bo and Luke and are murdered by the Sheriff who felt threatened.


h/t Donvit.

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