Trump Issues Three-Word Executive Order
(CNN) President Donald Trump signed a three-word executive order Tuesday, which administration officials said defines his approach to governing while giving agency heads wide latitude to implement his vision.
The executive order simply read “Fuck shit up.” Although terse, the order was not viewed as cryptic but was immediately and broadly understood by Republicans throughout all levels of federal, state, county and local governments.
Perhaps the best mission statement in history!
Not the best … but certainly among the most accurate ever.
The Freedom Caucus immediately rejected the executive order, insisting on a even harsher form of fucking shit up.