I simply don’t get why ‘Morning Joe’ Loves Coons

Coons appears regularly on 'Morning Joe' and I just don't get why.  All he ever does is restate  whatever conventional wisdom the panel has already gathered around.  He puts on the aires of someone getting ready to say something important, which always gets me to lean in, and listen up. ... then nothing.   It is weird.  Consistent and weird.
Why aren’t markets tanking?

Why aren’t markets tanking?

I'm seriously asking. Why isn't the DJIA in the toilet right now? I've always heard that markets value stability and predictably above all. That bit of CW seems to have gone by the wayside. What the fuck are investors thinking?