Criminals, Communists, Crackheads and Weirdos: Which Are You?

Filed in National by on November 1, 2017

According to Corey Stewart, who narrowly lost the Republican gubernatorial primary to Ed Gillespie and is now running for US Senate, all Democrats fall into one of the four categories listed above. Which are you?

To find out, check out this Mother Jones account of the Virginia Beach campaign rally where he explained the categories in more detail.

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  1. AQC says:

    Do wen have to pick just one?

  2. Alby says:

    Certainly not. I qualify as both a Communist and a Weirdo.

  3. RE Vanella says:

    One-third each weirdo, commie and stoner. Does that count?

    Of course I’m registered unaffiliated and a member of DSA so…

  4. Joshua W says:

    I can attest to RE being a stoner, having witnessed it firsthand.

    I prefer to identify as a weirdo, but I acknowledge that I may also fit into being a communist as well.

  5. Alby says:

    I credit Gillespie’s loss to the CCCW Coalition. I’d get t-shirts printed up, but I don’t want to run afoul of the lawyers for Community Care Connections of Wisconsin.