Joe Biden sat down with CNN’s Chris Cuomo yesterday and went to town on Trump, calling him “a joke” and saying, “It’s just amazing the outrageously inaccurate things the President says.” Yeah, that’s pretty mild by Biden standards — if there’s anyone who deserves to be choked to death with rosary beads, it’s Trump — but he’s just getting warmed up. It’s a long way to 2020.
Even with his criticism, Biden was being polite. Every day provides new evidence that the highest office in the land is occupied by a child. Not a man-child, just a plain old child, one who wants a military parade because what child doesn’t love a parade? Even his Republican ass-lickers aren’t going for that one.
Meanwhile, the Tangerine Flake Not-Streamlined Baby tweeted out that the stock market crash over the past couple of days was “a big mistake.” No word on who Trump thought he would intimidate with this bit of valuable analysis, but you’d like to think that Republicans would notice that, not happy with attacking the FBI, he’s now attacking Wall Street investors — all of them. I would add the stock market to the list of things Donald Trump doesn’t understand the workings of, but I think we’re gonna need a bigger spreadsheet.
Here’s a revealing video, and I mean that literally: Donald Trump’s, um, hairpiece almost blowing off his head as he boards Air Force One. If you had “something glued to the top of his head” in the “What’s on Trump’s head” pool, collect your winnings now.
So what’s Trump’s answer for all this? Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair says he wants to shake up the West Wing staff by bringing in “a fighter” like Jason Miller or Corey Lewandowski to “protect” him from the Russia probe. The funny thing here — and I’m not laughing — is that Mr. Big Talk doesn’t even have the balls to do any of this himself. He’s waiting for Ivanka’s OK.
A big, fat, bald, ball-less baby. No disrespect to tyros intended, but this is one of the possible outcomes when you elect people with no governing experience. So is Karen Hartley-Nagle.
Experience itself is not the enemy. Cupidity is.