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Stable Genius Plan for Schools: “A Lot of People That’d Be Armed”

A surefire field sign for Doofus Americanus is his propensity to “solve” long-standing, complex problem with “ideas” that have been given about 5 minutes in the EZBake Oven of his intellect. If it’s a white man of limited intelligence, bingo! You’ve spotted the Orange-Crested Booby!

“You’d have a lot of people that’d be armed, that’d be ready, they are professionals, they may be Marines that left the Marines, left the Army, left the Air Force, and they are very adept at doing that. You’d have a lot of them and they would be spread evenly through the school. … if these cowards knew that the school was well-guarded from the standpoint of having pretty much professionals with great training, I think they wouldn’t go into the school to start off with. … I think it could very well solve your problem.”

Yes, given the opportunity to meet with students who survived last week’s school shooting in Florida and fake some human compassion, Donald Trump instead mansplained to them the best solution was more guns. So yeah, fuck-all for education, but billions for armed guards. Brilliant.

Only one thing to say: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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