How America works in 2018
1) Trumps states that he would have run into Parkland HS to save students.
2) Next week the story is revised after Trump convinces himself that he did run in and stop the shooting.
3) Later that same week, Trump-bots attack random people who question Trump’s version of events.
4) The media covers both sides of the “debate”.
5) The following Monday morning Chris Coons appears on Morning Joe and states, “People of good will on both sides of the question have to agree to disagree on the total number of students Trump saved that sad day.”
Step 5 LOL. Nailed it.
6. Two months later, Trump reports seeing video of hundreds of thousands of NRA members rallying on the National Mall to celebrate his bravery.
Many people in the Twitterverse have pointed out that Trump cannot “run” anywhere, and indeed cannot walk 300 feet without aid. I would like to add that he is on record with Howard Stern about being unable to deal with the sight of blood. He once turned away in disgust when he saw a man bleeding to death.
If I could nominate anyone to run toward someone firing an AR-15, it would be Trump.
you missed the part where he then contradicts himself saying that he actually did run into the building (even though he wasnt in florida at the time)
On a lighter note a primary for Carper, then one for Coons because number 5 is spot on the money.
2016?
lol.. oops