Every time America has another mass shooting, gun owners demonstrate that gun ownership is inversely related to intelligence. Or, to paraphrase an old axiom, if all you’ve got is a gun, everything looks like a target. The Parkland school shooting victims are finding that out, as they have been inundated with death threats from ammosexuals who don’t understand that this is exactly why we want to take away their guns.
The proof that it’s all about their lack of courage was plainly seen this morning, when President Sack’o’Shit told America’s assembled governors that he would have run in to confront the Parkland shooter “even if [he] didn’t have a gun.” He’s as full of shit as the county wastewater treatment plant, only he doesn’t smell as good.
Sadly, President Fat Fuck is even more odious in private than in public. In private, he wants to execute drug dealers because of course he does. Let’s just hope we don’t make the mistake of allowing him any last words from the gallows when he’s being hanged for treason.
Rich shitbagsRepublicans don’t have to fantasize about shooting people — they sue them instead. Mass-murdering coal magnate Donald Murray went that route after HBO satirist John Oliver enlisted a giant squirrel tell Murray to “eat shit” for killing six miners. Now that’s just mean — telling a man to eat his own brains.