Republican 1: Our guy has a long history of being a fucking shithead, and saying all manner of crazy indefensible shit.
Republican 2: I know. That’s why we like him.
Dem 1: Hey, Republican 1 just told me about why I shouldn’t like ___X___. It seems ___X___ took a picture pretending to grab a woman’s tit 15 years ago.
Dem 2: Holy shit! ____X___ must be flayed and eaten by fire ants.
