Senator Mitt Romney Don’t Play That

Filed in National by on January 2, 2019

I’ve always liked Mormons. Every LDS church member I’ve ever met has been nice as fuck; morally upright, kind, civic-minded, considerate..basically wonderful to be around. Granted, I’m working from a vanishingly small sample size. (I’ve never net Orrin Hatch, for example. If I did, I’d probably think Morons were a bunch of dicks.)

Nevertheless, this is great stuff.

Maybe…just maybe…following his lead, other GOP Senators will discover Emperor Spray Tan to be undeniably and nauseatingly nude. And Maybe…just maybe…following his lead, our own Chris Coons will stop being such a mealy-mouthed apologist and suck-up.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    Coons is a corporate puke bag and will remain so, leaving no aisle unreached, no opportunity to worship the AIPAC lobby missed. Mormons? Better than the Evangelicals and I’ll leave it at that.(the bit with the underwear is a bit sick though). Will other Republicans speak out? Hell no, it’s a money equation, right now Trump is bankable and Mitt is…. Well, you know.

  2. delacrat says:

    “It is not that all of the president’s policies have been misguided.” – Mitt Romney

    Translation: I’ll vote for his legislation while trash talking his style.

  3. Dave says:

    I know quite a few Mormans/LDSers from my California days. I was always puzzled about the fact that most tend to be conservative republicans, but as a group, they embody socialistic principles in their communal affairs. For those who don’t know what I am talking about here is a summary from Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deseret_Industries.

    I guess it demonstrates the difficulty in assigning individuals and groups into silos, unless the silo has a very broad definition.

    • Alby says:

      Very simple silo for Mormons: Criminals pretending to be a “religion” so they can gyp the government. Hope that clears things up for you.

  4. Arthur says:

    Moromons are great if you like the ‘church leaders’ to ask 6,7,8 year olds if they are “pure” and if they ‘touch themselves in a gratifying way” and are allowed to ask these and many other very sexually probing questions of minors behind closed doors