I’ve always liked Mormons. Every LDS church member I’ve ever met has been nice as fuck; morally upright, kind, civic-minded, considerate..basically wonderful to be around. Granted, I’m working from a vanishingly small sample size. (I’ve never net Orrin Hatch, for example. If I did, I’d probably think Morons were a bunch of dicks.)
Nevertheless, this is great stuff.
Maybe…just maybe…following his lead, other GOP Senators will discover Emperor Spray Tan to be undeniably and nauseatingly nude. And Maybe…just maybe…following his lead, our own Chris Coons will stop being such a mealy-mouthed apologist and suck-up.
