Not Breaking – Trump is a lazy, fat, shithead

Filed in National by on February 4, 2019

Trump is lazy. Of his 745 days in office, Trump has spent 222 days unwinding at Trump-branded properties and 168 days golfing.. But even when he is “at work” he is mostly watching TV and eating:

In fact, “Executive Time” is far more than just a respite from the duties of the office. In perhaps the most remarkable White House leak this year, Axios on Sunday published about three months’ worth of Trump’s private daily schedules, dating back to the day after the midterm elections. They reveal that Trump has spent around 297 hours—or roughly 60 percent of his waking hours since the midterms—in “Executive Time.” For comparison, he’s only spent about 77 hours in meetings—less time than his travel (51 hours) and eating lunch (39 hours) combined.

Trump is fat. For his physical this year, Trump is bringing back Ronny Jackson, the psychophant dipshit Doctor who last year claimed Trump weighed 180lbs.

Trump is a shithead. This is a widely accepted fact that doesn’t require documentation here.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    Per the annual physical will Trump be able to reproduce the miracle of having grown an inch in advanced old age? With Ronny Jackson on board all bets are off.