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ALL STAR WARS MOVIES RANKED WORST TO BEST BY ME


10. STAR WARS: EPISODE I – THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) RT: 54%

Simply terrible.  A complete shitmess of a plot badly acted. 


9. STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) RT: 65%

Slightly less terrible than The Phantom Shitmess, but very bad.  

8. STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) RT: 79%

The least bad of the last Lucas directed trilogy, but still terrible.  


7. STAR WARS: EPISODE VI – RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) RT: 81%

The “just okay” wrap up to the first trilogy.  


6. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (2017) RT: 91%

Heavy on fan service, this is the reboot that Lucas failed to make in 1999.  


5. SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY (2018) RT: 70%

It became cool to shit on this movie which is strange because unlike the Lucas directed shitmesses of the early 200’0s, it is in the top five. 

4. STAR WARS: EPISODE V – THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) RT: 95%

3. STAR WARS: EPISODE IV – A NEW HOPE (1977) RT: 93%

The original movie kicks ass and was number 1 for a long while for good reason (eg ass-kicking).  

2. STAR WARS: EPISODE VII – THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015) 93%

Hoth, Han frozen by Jabba, this is early Lucas still at the top of his game.

1. ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) RT: 84%

Inarguably the best Star Wars movie. 

 

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