Man-n-n-n, This Hunter Biden Guy

Filed in Delaware, Featured by on June 12, 2019

When last we heard of Joe’s wayward son, he had found love in the arms of his dead brother’s widow.  It seemed strange, but, hey, nobody was hurting anybody, and Joe ‘n Jill seemed happy. A million roses bloomed.

Well, you can tear up that Hallmark Made-For-TV Movie script:

Tabloid news website TMZ reported that Hunter Biden married a woman named Melissa Cohen last month in a “quickie ceremony.”

TMZ said the couple was married by a Los Angeles minister who runs an instant marriage company.

So, let’s see, the guy gets kicked out of the Naval Reserve for drug use, repeated and confirmed infidelities, a rocky divorce from his wife and subsequent relationship with Beau’s widow, and now this.

Which doesn’t even include his hinky business dealings.

Joe’s new campaign motto: “At least my kids aren’t as corrupt as Trump’s kids are. At least not all of them’.

 

 

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  1. BTW, does this quote from Joe Van Winkle seem a bit…off?

    “She seems very happy. I’ve only spoken to Hunter briefly,” her dad told The (New York) Post. “She’s a very special girl. She has lots of poise and she’s very present.”

    As opposed to ‘very absent’?

  2. Alby says:

    Just to be clear, he took up with Beau’s widow and then dumped her?

  3. Doesn’t say who dumped who.

  4. Here’s a photo of Hunter’s new bride. Don’t think any blushing was involved.

    Disclaimer: Photo-shopping COULD be involved:

    https://www.tmz.com/2019/06/12/joe-biden-son-hunter-secretly-married-marriage/

    • CinqueB says:

      Nope, every pic I have seen looks like that. a 12 year old face on a 20 something body. Guess that is what a couple of billion in Biden Bribe money gets you. BTW, has anyone one paid attention to the plastic rework ole Joe has gotten lately? Nancy must have shared her surgeon.

      • And/or perhaps Trump shared his hair guy.

        That’s the hill you’re gonna die on?

        • CinqueB says:

          Ole Joe has that Michael Jackson nose. Everyone can see that, just a matter of time… He is done. Why are you defending him? Are getting some of that China $?

          • Alby says:

            He’s not defending him, he’s pointing out that any criticism made about any of his opponents can also be leveled at Trump.

            What do you care about his plastic surgery? There are no lines on Mitch McConnell’s forehead, either, but I’m more disgusted by the open corruption going on with his wife.

            If you can’t provide more than cheap shots, fuck off. I can supply those myself.

      • Alby says:

        Didn’t notice. Can’t get past that crepe-like old guy skin.

  5. Jake says:

    I never acted right when I was ripping lines at 2pm either. Glad I kicked that

  6. donviti says:

    I want to party with THAT GUY!