News That Isn’t About Trump

Hard as it may be to believe, or find evidence of in our media, things occur in the nation and world that have nothing to do with the marmalade menace, or Americans’ obsession with him. Just look at these fine news items from today alone:

Experts find flesh-eating bacteria in Delaware Bay: A study by a team of infectious disease specialists at Cooper University Health Care in New Jersey linked rising temperatures in Delaware Bay to five recent cases of patients infected with vibrio vulnificus, one of whom died. Don’t look at the video if you’re eating, or have just eaten, or plan on ever eating again.

Cellphone use may be causing young adults to grow horns on skulls: Don’t get excited, these aren’t Hellboy horns, they’re bony protrusions on the rear base of the skull, a result of neck muscles needing more support.

Dead bird found in can of spinach: For crying out loud, America, it’s 2019. Who in the hell eats canned spinach?

Hunter Biden sued by woman claiming to have had his love child: Woman “doesn’t want it to affect” Joe’s campaign. Good luck with that

Hey, I never said it was good news. It’s just not about Trump.