1) John Bolton has always wanted to bomb something in Iran,
2) The WH will blame Iran for whatever a Fox News chyron tells them to blame them for,
3) John Bolton will kiss Trump’s ass today and tell him how strong and manly he is,
4) Trump will approve Bolton’s pet project of bombing something in Iran,
5) On the night of the bombing, Trump will appear on TV at 8:00 pm to take credit for the amazing success of Operation #AmericaFuckyeah!
6) Having been bombed will not sit well with Iran,
7) Senators (including, no doubt, Coons) will rush to mic to be a part of Operation #AmericaFuckYeah!
