Our Stupid and Sadly Predictable War With Iran by the Numbers

Filed in National by on June 20, 2019

1) John Bolton has always wanted to bomb something in Iran,
2) The WH will blame Iran for whatever a Fox News chyron tells them to blame them for,
3) John Bolton will kiss Trump’s ass today and tell him how strong and manly he is,
4) Trump will approve Bolton’s pet project of bombing something in Iran,
5) On the night of the bombing, Trump will appear on TV at 8:00 pm to take credit for the amazing success of Operation #AmericaFuckyeah!
6) Having been bombed will not sit well with Iran,
7) Senators (including, no doubt, Coons) will rush to mic to be a part of Operation #AmericaFuckYeah!

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  1. donviti says:

    Oh please, he’s not going to war with Iran. It’s the same thing he did with NK. People are so stupid to fall for this shit. He’s a coward, and won’t go to war

    • Alby says:

      It’s a slightly different situation, because you have Bolton involved and lots of Muslim-haters in Congress. But I agree. His pattern is to pretend there’s a threat and then pretend to have solved it. An actual war would present him with a situation in which he would have to do actual work, and he’s allergic to that.

    • RSE says:

      He’ll throw the industrial war complex a bone or two, but Trump is not a war monger for whatever reason, and that’s just fine by me.

      • Jason330 says:

        A cruise missile strick on a hay field recently designated a WMD site will fit the bill.

        Always in our hearts!
        Operation #AmericaFuckYeah!
        Never Forget!

  2. Dan says:

    You forgot:

    8. Several neocon former “never Trumper”s will pen articles stating that he is now a “serious” president.

    Cf, Syria

  3. jason330 says:

    Looks like they got to #4 last night and Trump pulled out at the last minute. Donviti and Alby were right.