Against all evidence, events occur in the nation and world that have nothing to do with the tangerine tyro, or Americans’ obsession with him. To wit:
Philadelphia refinery explosion visible from space: But only on infrared, thanks to our region’s new semi-permanent cloud cover.
Vaping device explodes in teen’s mouth, shatters jaw: Now I can tell vapers they need that nicotine like they need a hole in their face.
20,000 Christians petition Netflix to cancel a satire about God and Satan — on Amazon Prime: It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Christian to get his facts straight.
Consider this a reminder that the world is going to shit with or without Trump.