Senator Mitt Romney Don’t Play That

I've always liked Mormons. Every LDS church member I've ever met has been nice as fuck; morally upright, kind, civic-minded, considerate..basically wonderful to be around. Granted, I'm working from a vanishingly small sample size. (I've never net Orrin Hatch, for example. If I did, I'd probably think Morons were a bunch of dicks.) Nevertheless, this is great stuff. Maybe...just maybe...following his lead, other GOP Senators will discover Emperor Spray Tan to be undeniably and nauseatingly nude. And Maybe...just maybe...following his lead, our own Chris Coons will stop being such a mealy-mouthed apologist and suck-up.

I love Elizabeth Warren

I also love whoever we Democrats nominate, provided the nomination process is fair and transparent. And the nomination process is fairer and more transparent than it has ever been thanks to the work of the Bernie Sanders campaign after the loss in 2016. So 2019, for me, is going to be the year of building up and loving candidates, and fuck every one of you who think your job is to tear down fellow Democrats.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Monday took the first major step toward launching a widely anticipated campaign for the presidency, hoping her reputation as a populist fighter can help her navigate a Democratic field that could include nearly two dozen candidates.