Coons’ Alfalfa Club Buddy Urges Dems to Nominate Joe Biden

A close Alfalfa Club buddy of Coons is worried that Democrats will fail to nominate Joe Biden to run against Trump. Biden, he says, is the best the Dems have for a head to head matchup against Trump.

Q: So, who is this headline grabbing Alfalfa Club buddy of Coons with the Dem’s best interest at heart?

A: Paul Ryan

Coons seen here in what appears to be his older brother’s tux chats with Ben Stiller prior to kissing Kelly-Ann Conway’s ass all night.