RWNJ’s Self-Quarantine. Well, not Le Grand Orange and the terminally-stoopid Louis Gohmert, but newly-named WH Chief Mark Meadows, that gas-mask wearin’ Matt Gaetz, Ted Cruz, Rep. Doug Collins of Georgia and Rep. Paul Gosar of Arizona, most of whom attended the CPAC Conference where virtually everybody made fun of those who were warning about the coronavirus. One can only hope that they are self-quarantined far away from microphones. Oh, and Donald? Keep shaking hands with your supporters. Top CPAC guessing game: Who was the mystery carrier? The rich guys know, but not the unwashed rabble.
Trump Convinced Journalists Are Trying To Infect Him. He’s melting down. Gabe Sherman shares some juicy details. I recommend you wall0w in them.
Coachella To Be Postponed. You know why. Tentatively rescheduled for October.
Italy’s Closed, Man. 9172 positive cases. 463 deaths. World’s ninth-largest economy. Can you imagine what the numbers will be here once people get tested? What a disaster.
End Of The Line For Bernie? Probably. Gonna be hard to continue if he doesn’t win in Washington or Michigan. 538 pontificators pontificate.
‘Cancel Everything’. The argument for not staying calm and not proceeding with business as usual. I’m beginning to think this is the way to go.
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