Congress to Debate Tax Breaks to Encourage Leech Production

Lessons Taught But Never Learned

 

I don’t wish it but if this epidemic expands we are going to learn that we basically have a failed state. Those weird historical blurbs you read in museums about how the leeches didn’t work will be funny because, well, that’s us. We didn’t even have a leech stockpile.

 

A country people have called “Greece” has existed forever. They are used to failed states. They pick up the pieces and keep moving. We don’t have that long history of surviving utter failure. Plus we have all the guns and all the weirdos who think guns are the shit.